Recently my mailbox was knocked off its hinges. The mailman let me know that he would not leave my mail until it was fixed and I would need to pick it up in town.
Well we gathered up the welder and water in the sprayer. Gotta have water so that I can extinguish any fires. The grass is really dry and it would not be a good time to have a fire.
After it was all fixed. We were no closer to figuring out how it was knocked over. We assumed someone hit it. But there really were not any tracks.
My neighbor happened to be driving by and snapped a picture of the offender in action.
As you can see he had my mail on the ground. Luckily I have an awesome neighbor and she put it all into my daughters car. This mailbox is 4 miles from my house and I am known to let it go for a few weeks before I pick it up. I just never go that way.
Hopefully he had his fill of itching on my mailbox and my mail will now be slobber free.
The Modern Ranch Wife 
Yep…that would certainly wreck it but it must have felt pretty darn good to scratch the itch.